Yesterday I self-identified as a bird. When I tried to fly down the stairs, I hurt myself.

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Former President Jimmy Carter hospitalized for a procedure to relieve pressure on his brain, caused by bleeding due to his recent falls. apne.ws/1thcq5b 

Original: twitter.com/AP/status/11940772
#News #AP

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@guizzy One of our chickens will be called nugget
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My RA says he's gonna get a #DisneyPlus subscription and might share it with the whole hall...if so, best BELIEVE Imma watch the Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes cartoons that my parents wouldn't let me watch because it was "too violent".
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Whenever I feel stupid, I just watch the Democratic debate. It makes me feel a lot better

Whenever I feel stupid, I just watch the Democratic debate. It makes me feel a lot better

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I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.

I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.

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how did the knot feel when it was broken

torn
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how did the knot feel when it was broken

torn
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I should fact check #KamalaHarris' claims about black students' likelihood to go to college based on whether or not their teachers were black. It's an interesting stat.

I mean, my third grade teacher was my mom, and I'm in college now, so I guess it worked!

#DemDebate

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None of Cartoon Network's best programs (out of those still airing) are on Hulu tho

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I self-identify as me, myself, and I... 

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