Parent tip: set the nursery rhyme Moses Supposes to the tune 

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You know how when you’re having a good time with friends, and time seems to stop? Heaven is kind of like that. It’s the eternal experience of Truth, Beauty, and Love.

Eternity is not merely unending chronological time (χρόνος) as we experience it now. It’s an unending moment (καιρός) of participation in the perfect love that God has for His Son in the Spirit.

You don’t “go to church” in Heaven. Heaven 𝗶𝘀 worship, the Eternal Wedding Banquet of Christ and His Bride.

Gravelly movie trailer narrator voice: 

Liberals be like: 

It is quite ironic that for all its purported naturalism, Modernity is the first regime to grant legal personhood to demons. 𝘐𝘯𝘤orporeal indeed.

I’m not “into” the current revolutionary iconoclasm, but there is in fact one statue in America I would happily raze to the ground with early Christian zeal

If you don’t understand why building the Tower of Babel was an utterly 𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲𝑬𝑫 thing to do, you’re a 𝙈𝙊𝘿𝙀𝙍𝙉𝙄𝙎𝙏

Just checking my spam folder to make sure no important people got mistakingly blocked…

Priest’s homily:”A girl’s purity is more valuable than any worldly thing.”

Men:*nodding, nervously*

Priest:“Cherish our young women; protect their chastity.”

Men, increasingly uncomfortable:“uh oh…”

Priest:“It’s degrading to watch p—”

Men: *burst into flames*

A feast day for all the single young ladies out there

𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻
(𝘧𝘰𝘳•𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘩•𝘶𝘩𝘯)
𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯
1. What “one baptism” does for sins according to the Nicene Creed as recited by a congregation of anglophonic Orthodox Christians in North America on any typical Sunday.

I love praying with the Coverdale Psalter and I don’t care who knows it

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