You know how when you’re having a good time with friends, and time seems to stop? Heaven is kind of like that. It’s the eternal experience of Truth, Beauty, and Love.
Eternity is not merely unending chronological time (χρόνος) as we experience it now. It’s an unending moment (καιρός) of participation in the perfect love that God has for His Son in the Spirit.
You don’t “go to church” in Heaven. Heaven 𝗶𝘀 worship, the Eternal Wedding Banquet of Christ and His Bride.
😍 This, but unironically, obviously. We want #ownership, not #wageslave/ry.
Priest’s #EntranceFeast homily:”A girl’s purity is more valuable than any worldly thing.”
Priest:“Cherish our young women; protect their chastity.”
Men, increasingly uncomfortable:“uh oh…”
Priest:“It’s degrading to watch p—”
Men: *burst into flames*
Who wrote the #Bible's table of contents? I know who did 😏
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